Funny Retro Raccoon – Dad Tax Trash Panda Fathers Day One Bite For Public Safety
$19.75 – $42.75
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Product Description
Retro snack humor takes center stage with a cool, sunglass-wearing raccoon caught mid-heist, crafted for dads and everyday snack thieves who always inspect the food first.
Rendered in shades of teal, charcoal, and warm cream, the masked bandit clutches a half-eaten chocolate chip cookie and a crinkled snack bag while peering through yellow-rimmed sunglasses. Chunky 1970s-style lettering frames the scene with the bold declaration One Bite for Public Safety split across warm gold, coral red, and muted teal tones. Scattered crumbs, extra cookies, and a little red scoop round out the playful composition.
The cheeky food-tax joke lands naturally as a Father's Day surprise for the dad who never lets a treat pass by without taking his cut.
Product Features
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
- Unisex fit (Classic fit for loose comfort) — printed on a Gildan® Heavy Cotton™ Adult T-shirt (style G5000)
- 5.3 oz/yd² (US), 8.8 oz/L yd (CA)
- 100% US cotton; fiber content varies by color (see below)
- Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, and Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Antique colors and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Tear-away label
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeve length | 15.1 in | 16.5 in | 18 in | 19.5 in | 21 in | 22.4 in |
| Body length | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in | 33 in |
| Chest width | 18 in | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in |
Unisex Pullover Hoodie
- Unisex fit (Classic fit for loose comfort) — printed on a Gildan® Heavy Blend™ Adult Hooded Sweatshirt (style G18500)
- 8 oz/yd² (US), 13.5 oz/L yd (CA)
- Solid colors: 50% US cotton / 50% polyester · Heather colors: 40% cotton / 60% polyester
- Made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning technology for reduced pilling, enhanced durability, and a smoother printing surface
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Pouch pocket
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeve length | 33.5 in | 34.5 in | 35.5 in | 36.5 in | 37.5 in | 38.5 in |
| Body length | 27 in | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in |
| Chest width | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in | 30 in |