Funny Retro Raccoon – Snack Quality Control Dad Tax Trash Panda Sarcastic Humor
$19.75 – $42.75
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Product Description
A retro raccoon wearing sunglasses claims official snack quality control duties in this humorous vintage illustration tailored for dedicated treat stealers.
Distressed block lettering borders the scene with the phrase "Snack Quality Control: Testing Snacks For Safety" rendered in muted shades of red, mustard yellow, and teal. At the center, the furry inspector clutches a fountain drink and a half-eaten chocolate chip cookie amidst a scattered spread of crispy potato chips and pretzels. Detailed ink linework gives the artwork a classic comic aesthetic that fits right in with relaxed weekend lounging.
Slip this into a Father's Day package to tease the dad who never lets a plate pass by without taking his mandatory inspection bite.
Product Features
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
- Unisex fit (Classic fit for loose comfort) — printed on a Gildan® Heavy Cotton™ Adult T-shirt (style G5000)
- 5.3 oz/yd² (US), 8.8 oz/L yd (CA)
- 100% US cotton; fiber content varies by color (see below)
- Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, and Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Antique colors and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Tear-away label
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeve length | 15.1 in | 16.5 in | 18 in | 19.5 in | 21 in | 22.4 in |
| Body length | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in | 33 in |
| Chest width | 18 in | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in |
Unisex Pullover Hoodie
- Unisex fit (Classic fit for loose comfort) — printed on a Gildan® Heavy Blend™ Adult Hooded Sweatshirt (style G18500)
- 8 oz/yd² (US), 13.5 oz/L yd (CA)
- Solid colors: 50% US cotton / 50% polyester · Heather colors: 40% cotton / 60% polyester
- Made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning technology for reduced pilling, enhanced durability, and a smoother printing surface
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Pouch pocket
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeve length | 33.5 in | 34.5 in | 35.5 in | 36.5 in | 37.5 in | 38.5 in |
| Body length | 27 in | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in |
| Chest width | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in | 30 in |