Funny Retro Raccoon – Trash Panda Snacks Are A Necessity Fast Food French Fries
$19.75 – $42.75
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Product Description
A cool sunglasses-wearing raccoon declares his love for fast food in this vintage-style graphic for devoted snack lovers.
Centered in the artwork, the furry bandit clutches a striped soda cup and a full carton of golden fries under the bold headline Snacks Are a Necessity. Weathered textures run through the warm orange, brick red, and muted teal tones, framing the punchline below that reads Not Optional. The seventies diner color palette gives the entire illustration an easy retro character tailored for habitual munchers.
Slip this to the dad who always claims a french fry tax whenever the takeout arrives.
Product Features
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
- Unisex fit (Classic fit for loose comfort) — printed on a Gildan® Heavy Cotton™ Adult T-shirt (style G5000)
- 5.3 oz/yd² (US), 8.8 oz/L yd (CA)
- 100% US cotton; fiber content varies by color (see below)
- Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, and Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Antique colors and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Tear-away label
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeve length | 15.1 in | 16.5 in | 18 in | 19.5 in | 21 in | 22.4 in |
| Body length | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in | 33 in |
| Chest width | 18 in | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in |
Unisex Pullover Hoodie
- Unisex fit (Classic fit for loose comfort) — printed on a Gildan® Heavy Blend™ Adult Hooded Sweatshirt (style G18500)
- 8 oz/yd² (US), 13.5 oz/L yd (CA)
- Solid colors: 50% US cotton / 50% polyester · Heather colors: 40% cotton / 60% polyester
- Made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning technology for reduced pilling, enhanced durability, and a smoother printing surface
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Pouch pocket
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeve length | 33.5 in | 34.5 in | 35.5 in | 36.5 in | 37.5 in | 38.5 in |
| Body length | 27 in | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in |
| Chest width | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in | 30 in |