Funny Retro Raccoon – Vintage Dad Tax Fast Food French Fries Trash Panda Snack Lover
$19.75 – $42.75
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Product Description
A retro cartoon raccoon wearing sunglasses hoards a drink and french fries in a bold graphic built for habitual snack stealers.
The raccoon sits centered against horizontal stripes of weathered red, orange, cream, and teal while gripping a fast-food cup and a paper carton of fries. Distressed block lettering frames the scene with the phrase "Snack Share? It's My Snacks Too" printed in mustard yellow, coral, and turquoise tones. A rough screen-printed texture runs across the entire layout to complete the classic seventies look.
Father's Day is the natural fit for this artwork, especially for the dad who considers every carton of fries to be subject to the house tax.
Product Features
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
- Unisex fit (Classic fit for loose comfort) — printed on a Gildan® Heavy Cotton™ Adult T-shirt (style G5000)
- 5.3 oz/yd² (US), 8.8 oz/L yd (CA)
- 100% US cotton; fiber content varies by color (see below)
- Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, and Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Antique colors and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Tear-away label
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeve length | 15.1 in | 16.5 in | 18 in | 19.5 in | 21 in | 22.4 in |
| Body length | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in | 33 in |
| Chest width | 18 in | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in |
Unisex Pullover Hoodie
- Unisex fit (Classic fit for loose comfort) — printed on a Gildan® Heavy Blend™ Adult Hooded Sweatshirt (style G18500)
- 8 oz/yd² (US), 13.5 oz/L yd (CA)
- Solid colors: 50% US cotton / 50% polyester · Heather colors: 40% cotton / 60% polyester
- Made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning technology for reduced pilling, enhanced durability, and a smoother printing surface
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Pouch pocket
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Tear-away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeve length | 33.5 in | 34.5 in | 35.5 in | 36.5 in | 37.5 in | 38.5 in |
| Body length | 27 in | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in |
| Chest width | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in | 30 in |